Jim was born in pieces and delivered in the mail over the span of 9 months. His heart was replaced with the heart of a pig because the delivery of his original heart was shipped overseas and detained in customs. His mum panicked and picked up a pig heart from craigslist and seconds after the final surgery, his original heart was delivered. The whereabouts of his original heart is not known, but some only hypothesize that he keeps it in his sock drawer.
T has OCD. When he sneezes, he has to clap for himself until he feels the germs exiting his body have all been captured and absorbed in his hands, as to not risk the loss of any creative bugs...
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Once I caught Jim peaking in his sock drawer. It all makes sense now.
ReplyDeleteYes, he's been all down hill ever since.
ReplyDeleteMaybe T's on to something. Maybe I too should be catching my sneeze particles...
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